At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much. But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
Adventure, Fantasy, Family, Music
8.7
The Evil Marriage
Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Animation
10.0
Panda
Drama
6.5
Down to the Bone
Animation
7.1
Swans: A Long Slow Screw.
Music, Documentary
8.5
The Mystery of the Almond Trees
Drama, Comedy, Thriller
4.2
Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston: Hollywood's Couple of the Year
Documentary
8.0
Death In Hollywood
Documentary
6.3
KODA KUMI LIVE TOUR 2013 ~JAPONESQUE~
Music
9.0
Journey to the Sea
Drama
5.0
Hang the DJ
8.8
Major Bauk
War
5.0
The Squash, the Bad and the Ugly
10.0
Game Show Models
Comedy, Drama
3.4
Tony Wendice's Mistake
Mystery
4.0
As Seen on TV
6.0
Terminus
Horror, Thriller, Drama
8.0
Andrea Jürgens - Das Beste
Music
10.0
Ladyhawke
Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
7.0
RiffTrax: Super Zeroes
Comedy
0.0
RiffTrax Live: "Manos" the Hands of Fate
Comedy
8.8
Twilight Ride
Crime, Thriller, Drama
0.0
Rifftrax: The Guy From Harlem
Comedy, Action
0.0
Rifftrax: The Crater Lake Monster
Comedy
0.0
RiffTrax Live: Timecop
Comedy
10.0
Santa's Village of Madness
Comedy
0.0
Bloody Sundae
Animation, Horror, Comedy
10.0
Love in the Time of Twilight
Fantasy, Romance, Comedy
6.9
A Flash Of Passion
Drama, Romance
0.0
Rifftrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Comedy
0.0
Dusk the Musical
Music, Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, Drama
0.0
The Art of Descent
Horror, Drama, Thriller, Mystery
6.0
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
Animation, Fantasy, Action, Adventure
5.4
Stained
4.5
Nightmare Delivered
Horror
0.0