At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much. But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
Adventure, Fantasy, Family, Music
8.7
Muxˣ
Comedy
5.5
Gunpowder
Drama, War
5.9
No Horses on Mars
Documentary
5.0
Destruction Inc.
Action, Animation, Comedy, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction
6.5
Smash TV - Skinemax
Music
10.0
Female Urologists 3
Drama, Romance
5.2
And Love Has Vanished
Drama, Romance
5.4
When New Year Comes on Shabbat
Documentary
10.0
Ark
Action, Animation, Drama
5.5
Hello
Horror
6.1
Himalaya: The Land of Women
Documentary
7.8
Detection
Documentary
5.2
À demain sur la Lune
Documentary
5.7
Hornblower: The Frogs and the Lobsters
War, Adventure, TV Movie
7.2
Uuno Turhapuro herra Helsingin herra
Comedy
4.7
The Overcoat
Animation
8.0
Ladyhawke
Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
7.0
RiffTrax: Super Zeroes
Comedy
0.0
A Flash Of Passion
Drama, Romance
0.0
RiffTrax Live: Timecop
Comedy
10.0
RiffTrax Live: "Manos" the Hands of Fate
Comedy
8.8
Rifftrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Comedy
0.0
Rifftrax: The Guy From Harlem
Comedy, Action
0.0
Bloody Sundae
Animation, Horror, Comedy
10.0
Santa's Village of Madness
Comedy
0.0
Dusk the Musical
Music, Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, Drama
0.0
Love in the Time of Twilight
Fantasy, Romance, Comedy
6.9
Twilight Ride
Crime, Thriller, Drama
0.0
Rifftrax: The Crater Lake Monster
Comedy
0.0
The Art of Descent
Horror, Drama, Thriller, Mystery
6.0
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
Animation, Fantasy, Action, Adventure
5.4
Nightmare Delivered
Horror
0.0
Stained
4.5